a breastfeeding infant

Function and Form – The Asexuality of the Nursing Breast

Ultimately, the breasts are for babies, and they do this wonderful plumping like Ball Park franks when they do their work. And as they do, their beauty expands accordingly. Yet this is not the narrow scope of sex appeal, per se. [...]


breasts in all shapes and sizes

Breasts in All Shapes and Sizes

For all the substantiation of the clich√© “penis envy”, I feel women suffer from it more than men, though with their breasts. Women with small breasts long for [...]


Eve's apple

Blame the Women

There’s an epidemic in America, and it’s only getting worse. Women are looking far too… different from the rest of us. Look, I was cool with it when they [...]