What’s not understood from the title? It’s fairly descriptive. Hide and seek. And grope. Yep, it’s sexy hide and seek.

Setup

A playing area must be completely dark or close to it, and each player must be equipped with a flashlight and a timer. The it person must have a blindfold, and they need a closet or similar place that offers a physical barrier from the playing area.

Game Structure

Players take turns being it until each player has been it five times. Each round, the it person puts away their flashlight, puts on a blindfold (no peeking!), and is separated from the playing area. Each player’s timer is synchronized and set at one minute. When that timer finishes, the it player begins searching.

Being It

So you’re it. Your timer just went off. Time to go hunting. No need to shout “ready or not, here I come!” You’re not the only one with a timer. Using any sense you have except sight, your job is to find a hider in the next five minutes.

If you fail, you’ll hear a timer go off. Stand still and wait for them to find you and take off your blindfold and one article of your clothing. Not necessarily in that order. The round is over.

If you succeed, however, keep your blindfold on. You must now remove one article of clothing from the hider. That’s not all, though. You must have them set a 30-second timer, and you must rub, grope, kiss, and otherwise molest any exposed skin until the timer goes off. Once it does, your blindfold is removed, and the round is over.

Being Not It

Now, you’re a hider. You have one minute to find a good spot. Feel free to use your flashlight, but make sure it’s off when the timers go off. Technically, the it person is supposed to be blindfolded, but better safe than sorry. Once your timer goes off, silence it quickly and set it again for five minutes.

If you hide well, maybe you stay put for five minutes. If not, maybe it would be smart to move around. Quietly. Just keep in mind that there’s no safe base for you to return to. You’ve got to just avoid getting caught.

If your timer goes off without being caught, go find the it player and remove an article of their clothing. No molestation, though. You’ve got to earn that. Then, take off their blindfold. The round is over.

If you’re caught, you know the drill. Let them take off an article of your clothing. Their choice. And then, set your timer for thirty seconds and endure their ministrations. Anything goes, so you’ve just got to take it. However, remember the two key rules: (1) their blindfold stays on, and (2) they can’t do anything to parts of you covered by clothing.

Being the Winner

The winner is the player with the most clothing (by number of articles) left on after each player has five turns. Whoever wins gets to name any sexual activity that must be done. If it’s a tie, each player gets to name an activity, but you’ve got to flip a coin to decide who goes first.